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July 3rd, 2009

ANT COLONY BREAKING PICNIC/BBQ NEWS~!

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Today’s Blog Entry:
youtube.com/watch?v=optPjfSAsnE

ANT COLONY PICNIC SCHEDULE RELEASED!

This is the itinerary for the ANT Colony Picnic BASH! I will be at the Colony BBQ on Friday
and you never know…I may pop in at another event too. This is more about you than it is
about me…getting to meet those that have freely offered so much over the past two years
is what truly makes this a special gathering.

Thursday, July 9th
Get-To-Know-You Bring your own Picnic. 4pm- 8:30pm:
Enatai Beach in Bellevue:
Enatai Beach Park
3519 108th Ave NE
Bellevue, WA

Friday, July 10th
THE ANT Colony BBQ/Bash 4pm-11pm:
The Mercer Apt. Lounge
7650 SE 27th St.
Mercer Island, WA

Saturday, July 11th
Our farewell
Informal continental breakfast 10-1pm:
The Mercer Apt. Lounge
7650 SE 27th ST.
Mercer Island, WA

Periodically throughout the day, ANT will broadcast Tweedeos (Twitter Tweets plus short videos =Tweedeos). Just click HERE to view them. Book mark that page. These will be in Addition to the blogs you come here for daily. This for those of you that want to get a glimpse into parts of my day, everyday. It gives you a window into my daily life. Want to know what I’m up to, click play below…the most current tweedeo will play followed by the others in the order they were posted starting from the most recent. Follow me and get an alert everytime a new tweedeo is posted, just go to www.twitter.com/ant or for Updated throughout the day Tweedeos go to www.qik.com/antcomic

WANNA HAVE A GREAT TIME IN JULY? THE ANT COLONY 1ST ANNUAL BBQ/PICNIC/BASH MIGHT BE JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED!

Should you have any questions, please see Queen Janine or Lydia! Lydia can be found Here . And take a look at the cool t-shirt available at Cafe Press.

FREE! Amplify your Wish’s! The Free Dream and Wish Amplifier What do you got to lose? Direct link: www.antcomic.com/ant_find.html?src=find

Richard Scofields Facebook Memory Page Direct link: www.facebook.com/home.php?#/group.php?gid=123988350150

PROJECT IDAHO

YOU HAVE INFINITE POWER & INFINITE POTENTIAL. REPEAT.

“Strength is more than being able to lift heavy things. Faith isn’t just something you have when things are going great. Living in the moment requires no thought. Love should never come with conditions. Happiness is a choice. Failure is always the first step toward success. Change starts inside.” –the ant colony

ANT Colony Widget here.

Need some help? CLICK HERE to email a moderator. Please be as specific as possible. Include the name of the colony you are at (MySpace, NBC, Facebook), time of occurence, and a brief description. Moderators will investigate and act accordingly. You may or may not be notified by the moderator if any action is taken.

Learn More About The ANT Colony Here:

COMEDIAN ANT’s NBC COLONY CAMPUS
COMEDIAN ANT FUNNY STANDUP COMIC
ANT VIDEO TWEETS or TWEEDEOS
ANT TWEETS
ANT COMEDIAN COLONY MYSPACE CAMPUS
ANT COMEDIAN COLONY YOUTUBE CAMPUS
OFFICIAL ANT FACEBOOK PAGE
ANT COLONY TV STATION
ANT COLONY FACEBOOK CAMPUS

THE ANT COLONY CREED

1. To always speak the truth…except when to do so would injure another.
2. To talk health, happiness and prosperity to EVERYONE you meet.
3. To be so strong, that nothing can disturb your inner peace.
4. To be just as enthusiastic of anothers success as you are about your own.
5. To remember that God is in the pause.
6. To forgive the mistakes of your past and to strive to greater achievements in the future.
7. To never see failure…only opportunity. You are no longer a victim.
8. To have NO JUDGEMENTS of others…No matter what.
9. To live well and CHOOSE happiness. To say I can everyday.
10. To make an impact on the world. To help someone else achieve thier goals. To be love.
11. To remember your spirit and nourish it daily.
12. To remember these principles above individual personalities.
13. To always speak of myself in a kind, gentle, positive way. To be nice to me.

Progress not perfection. Willingness is key. And remember to laugh like the comedians in all of us!

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Michael Jackson Dead?!

June 25th, 2009

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Twitter: www.twitter.com/antcomic
Qik: www.qik.com/antcomic

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My thoughts and prayers with his family, friends and fans worldwide. I hope it isn’t true. I wish for him a speedy recovery and get well wishes.

if this terrible news is true. Teach God the moonwalk and fill the stars with song.

Today’s Blog Entry:
youtube.com/watch?v=PqV_zPiaxbI

If you are in the L.A Area, I am going out of my comfort zone and appearing this Saturday night at the Acme Comedy Theatre in Acme Night Live…A sketch comedy show. They asked me to be their special celebrity guest host (a la Saturday Night Live) and I am in 5 sketches and 2 videos…It’s making me so nervous…I could use your faces on this one. Tickets are a mere $10 and I promise you, you’ll have such a great time.

In other news…Did you watch the blog? If so, then…..

Just one word or one sentence. There is a lot of power and energy is ignited when you put things down on paper (even virtual website paper)…what did you do today? If you said, “Nothing..” That’s not true…you still came here and read this…that’s something. Tomorrow is another day….Do. Become.

ANT in Provincetown, MA June 24-26! Info here These tickets do sell out, so grab yours early!

Periodically throughout the day, ANT will broadcast Tweedeos (Twitter Tweets plus short videos =Tweedeos). Just click HERE to view them. Book mark that page. These will be in Addition to the blogs you come here for daily. This for those of you that want to get a glimpse into parts of my day, everyday. It gives you a window into my daily life. Want to know what I’m up to, click play below…the most current tweedeo will play followed by the others in the order they were posted starting from the most recent. Follow me and get an alert everytime a new tweedeo is posted, just go to www.twitter.com/ant or for Updated throughout the day Tweedeos go to www.qik.com/antcomic

WANNA HAVE A GREAT TIME IN JULY? THE ANT COLONY 1ST ANNUAL BBQ/PICNIC/BASH MIGHT BE JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED!

Should you have any questions, please see Queen Janine or Lydia! Lydia can be found Here . And take a look at the cool t-shirt available at Cafe Press.

FREE! Amplify your Wish’s! The Free Dream and Wish Amplifier What do you got to lose? Direct link: www.antcomic.com/ant_find.html?src=find

Richard Scofields Facebook Memory Page Direct link: www.facebook.com/home.php?#/group.php?gid=123988350150

PROJECT IDAHO

YOU HAVE INFINITE POWER & INFINITE POTENTIAL. REPEAT.

“Strength is more than being able to lift heavy things. Faith isn’t just something you have when things are going great. Living in the moment requires no thought. Love should never come with conditions. Happiness is a choice. Failure is always the first step toward success. Change starts inside.” –the ant colony

ANT Colony Widget here.

Need some help? CLICK HERE to email a moderator. Please be as specific as possible. Include the name of the colony you are at (MySpace, NBC, Facebook), time of occurence, and a brief description. Moderators will investigate and act accordingly. You may or may not be notified by the moderator if any action is taken.

Learn More About The ANT Colony Here:

COMEDIAN ANT’s NBC COLONY CAMPUS
COMEDIAN ANT FUNNY STANDUP COMIC
ANT VIDEO TWEETS or TWEEDEOS
ANT TWEETS
ANT COMEDIAN COLONY MYSPACE CAMPUS
ANT COMEDIAN COLONY YOUTUBE CAMPUS
OFFICIAL ANT FACEBOOK PAGE
ANT COLONY TV STATION
ANT COLONY FACEBOOK CAMPUS

THE ANT COLONY CREED

1. To always speak the truth…except when to do so would injure another.
2. To talk health, happiness and prosperity to EVERYONE you meet.
3. To be so strong, that nothing can disturb your inner peace.
4. To be just as enthusiastic of anothers success as you are about your own.
5. To remember that God is in the pause.
6. To forgive the mistakes of your past and to strive to greater achievements in the future.
7. To never see failure…only opportunity. You are no longer a victim.
8. To have NO JUDGEMENTS of others…No matter what.
9. To live well and CHOOSE happiness. To say I can everyday.
10. To make an impact on the world. To help someone else achieve thier goals. To be love.
11. To remember your spirit and nourish it daily.
12. To remember these principles above individual personalities.
13. To always speak of myself in a kind, gentle, positive way. To be nice to me.

Progress not perfection. Willingness is key. And remember to laugh like the comedians in all of us!

Subscribe to ANT in a reader

The FINE print. NEGATIVE posts will be deleted without explanation. PLEASE COMMENT below. I do read them all and may respond to yours.
corporate comedy; comedy blog; comedy city; comedy books;
comedy comic; comedy booking; vegas comedy; sketch; corporate comedian; chicago

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Trying yet another blog function. You are my test subjects.

June 24th, 2009

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Twitter: www.twitter.com/antcomic
Qik: www.qik.com/antcomic

Shine. Do. Become.

Ok, so the webcam works with a slight buzzing sound in the background. I don’t know what that is ….but I will try and find it to stop it…I am most elated that this worked…it will save me tons of time uploading etc…moving files…although I like the quality and the editability of the old way. I will most likely return to it after I have played with this new toy for about a week.

In other news, today I am testing the autopost feature. Hopefully this blog won’t have autoposted until after midnight on Tuesday/Wednesday morning. Keep an eye out and let me know. This is only being tested at antcomic.com. The other blogs won’t be updated as I haven’t figured out how the autopost function works there.

xxoo lllllooooovvvvveeeee Yyyyoooooouuuuuuuu.

Today’s Blog Entry:
youtube.com/watch?v=95DGbv82iro

If you are in the L.A Area, I am going out of my comfort zone and appearing this Saturday night at the Acme Comedy Theatre in Acme Night Live…A sketch comedy show. They asked me to be their special celebrity guest host (a la Saturday Night Live) and I am in 5 sketches and 2 videos…It’s making me so nervous…I could use your faces on this one. Tickets are a mere $10 and I promise you, you’ll have such a great time.

In other news…Did you watch the blog? If so, then…..

Just one word or one sentence. There is a lot of power and energy is ignited when you put things down on paper (even virtual website paper)…what did you do today? If you said, “Nothing..” That’s not true…you still came here and read this…that’s something. Tomorrow is another day….Do. Become.

ANT in Provincetown, MA June 24-26! Info here These tickets do sell out, so grab yours early!

Periodically throughout the day, ANT will broadcast Tweedeos (Twitter Tweets plus short videos =Tweedeos). Just click HERE to view them. Book mark that page. These will be in Addition to the blogs you come here for daily. This for those of you that want to get a glimpse into parts of my day, everyday. It gives you a window into my daily life. Want to know what I’m up to, click play below…the most current tweedeo will play followed by the others in the order they were posted starting from the most recent. Follow me and get an alert everytime a new tweedeo is posted, just go to www.twitter.com/ant or for Updated throughout the day Tweedeos go to www.qik.com/antcomic

WANNA HAVE A GREAT TIME IN JULY? THE ANT COLONY 1ST ANNUAL BBQ/PICNIC/BASH MIGHT BE JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED!

Should you have any questions, please see Queen Janine or Lydia! Lydia can be found Here . And take a look at the cool t-shirt available at Cafe Press.

FREE! Amplify your Wish’s! The Free Dream and Wish Amplifier What do you got to lose? Direct link: www.antcomic.com/ant_find.html?src=find

Richard Scofields Facebook Memory Page Direct link: www.facebook.com/home.php?#/group.php?gid=123988350150

PROJECT IDAHO

YOU HAVE INFINITE POWER & INFINITE POTENTIAL. REPEAT.

“Strength is more than being able to lift heavy things. Faith isn’t just something you have when things are going great. Living in the moment requires no thought. Love should never come with conditions. Happiness is a choice. Failure is always the first step toward success. Change starts inside.” –the ant colony

ANT Colony Widget here.

Need some help? CLICK HERE to email a moderator. Please be as specific as possible. Include the name of the colony you are at (MySpace, NBC, Facebook), time of occurence, and a brief description. Moderators will investigate and act accordingly. You may or may not be notified by the moderator if any action is taken.

Learn More About The ANT Colony Here:

COMEDIAN ANT’s NBC COLONY CAMPUS
COMEDIAN ANT FUNNY STANDUP COMIC
ANT VIDEO TWEETS or TWEEDEOS
ANT TWEETS
ANT COMEDIAN COLONY MYSPACE CAMPUS
ANT COMEDIAN COLONY YOUTUBE CAMPUS
OFFICIAL ANT FACEBOOK PAGE
ANT COLONY TV STATION
ANT COLONY FACEBOOK CAMPUS

THE ANT COLONY CREED

1. To always speak the truth…except when to do so would injure another.
2. To talk health, happiness and prosperity to EVERYONE you meet.
3. To be so strong, that nothing can disturb your inner peace.
4. To be just as enthusiastic of anothers success as you are about your own.
5. To remember that God is in the pause.
6. To forgive the mistakes of your past and to strive to greater achievements in the future.
7. To never see failure…only opportunity. You are no longer a victim.
8. To have NO JUDGEMENTS of others…No matter what.
9. To live well and CHOOSE happiness. To say I can everyday.
10. To make an impact on the world. To help someone else achieve thier goals. To be love.
11. To remember your spirit and nourish it daily.
12. To remember these principles above individual personalities.
13. To always speak of myself in a kind, gentle, positive way. To be nice to me.

Progress not perfection. Willingness is key. And remember to laugh like the comedians in all of us!

Subscribe to ANT in a reader

The FINE print. NEGATIVE posts will be deleted without explanation. PLEASE COMMENT below. I do read them all and may respond to yours.
corporate comedy; comedy blog; comedy city; comedy books;
comedy comic; comedy booking; vegas comedy; sketch; corporate comedian; chicago

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